chicago chronicle

new office @ redaction berlin

i am sitting in a cab on my way to the airport…the driver has a bible in the car and as we start talking he tells me all about it…the part he likes most is where it goes…love yourself like your neighbor would love you if he was you

you function best when you can apply your sense of organization and structure.

- chinese fortune cookie -

have to do my laundry tonight since i am running out of money to buy new clothes

- elevator talk -

i go to the aquarium and start talking to a guide…he tells me about his norwegian grandfather and how he would smoke and store fish in salt…nowadays the japanese would eat the same fish raw…something he would never be able to understand 

invasive species should rather be called unfriendly take over species

i hear you are in the market for mineral water, unfortunately we don’t have any cold one right now

- waitress talk -